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A woman who was 5 months pregnant falls into a...
laugh-addict: Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all.  What did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.   
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